Person 1: Want to come over and chill?
Person 2: Chill?
Person 1: Yeah. Watch a little TV or a movie.
Person 2: Okay.
*****15 minutes into chilling*****
The Twitter Mandela Hall Of Shame
like bitch what the fu—
IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THESE ONLINE FOR A LITERAL YEAR
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
why does it feel like i’m watching a gang bang
because we have no self control
ughhhhhhhhh i need pizza.
Cums in panties!!!